guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a gay bar. "But what
the heck," he says, "I really
want a drink."
the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
customer, "What's the name of your
customer says, "Look, I'm not into
any of that. All I want is a drink."
gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't
serve you until you tell me the name of
your penis. Mine for instance is called
'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That
guy down at the end of the bar calls his
'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think
it over. The customer asks the man sitting
to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey
bud, what's the name of your penis?"
man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes
a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
little shaken, the customer turns to the
fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
Margarita and says, "So, what do you
call your penis?"
man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD,
because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
more shaken, the customer has to think for
a moment before he comes up with a name
for his penis. Finally, he turns to the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
bartender begins to pour the customer a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
customer says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"